

I seem to have a knack for certain things - picking the slowest line in the grocery store, running into problems with doors, and going on trips during the busiest times. Last weekend was the Paris marathon, and then this 4 day trip coincided with the 1st round of the presidential elections here in France. Seriously, every single channel on tv just talked about the elections and nothing else. Thank goodness there weren’t any riots, or else mother probably wouldn’t go back to Paris anytime soon.
My companions for this trip - KB and FarmBoy. We were to do one day in Versailles, and three days in Paris. FB left on the 3rd day to fly to Germany, which left me and KB to do whatever we pleased in the #1 vacation hotspot in the world. To my readers (meaning people I have forced to read my blog), there is one thing you should know - never, and I mean NEVER, give me the option to do whatever I want. Why? Because I will unearth every single museum and gallery in that city and drag you to all of them, even if you’re kicking and screaming. That fact that Paris is packed with galleries definitely did not help anything.

Day 1- Versailles. I will never understand why taking the Paris metro on the weekend is sufficiently less expensive than taking it during the week. Anyway, we started off our trip on a fantastic note when there was a Starbucks across the street from the Versailles stop! In Europe, you can never say No to a Starbucks, no matter how overpriced it may be. As a castle, Versailles did not disappoint, having numerous statues carved from porphyry, and nearly everything gilded in gold. That was until we reached the gardens. Now, I’m not saying that the gardens of Versailles were not beautiful (although I will always place Chenonceau at the top of my list for gardens). It was the fact that they charged you to go into the gardens, even though you didn’t have to pay to take a tour of the castle.

What? …Fine, you win this time, Francois XIV. Even though you were kind of a jerk and did mean things to Protestants, I’ll pay the stupid fees so that I can tour your gardens with fountains that only run for 3 hours each day while getting rained on periodically without any form of shelter. Frankly, any garden and grounds that charges admissions will be great, but while we strolled (and took an infinite number of ridiculous photos), I kept thinking back to another trip. In high school, I was part of a youth choir for one year, and was lucky enough to go on a tour of the Baltic countries in western Europe, stopping at Finland, Estonia, and Russia. We got to see the Summer Palace of Czar Nicolas II, and one thing that I remembered from that trip was that the tour guide boasted that the Summer Palace was superior to Versailles both in beauty and the fact that the fountains there would run all the time, unlike the French castles. No offense to the french, but maybe you should turn on your fountains earlier, unless you’re actually doing this to conserve water, then I retract my previous comment.

Thank goodness the rain stopped when we got back into Paris, so that we could have a picnic in front of the Effiel Tower (where I failed spectacularly at a cheese eating contest), then hung around until dark to watch the Tower light up and sparkle.
Yes, I am a girl. Yes, I like sparkle. Tough.
The next day started off our epic tour of “every-single-museum-Serena-I-visit-before-she-falls-over”. First stop - Musée d’Orsay! KB hadn’t come here yet, and I never turn down a visit to my favourite museum (and also because they had a new temporary exhibit on Degas). We ran into my favourite HoneyB and friend from #yeg, and just enjoyed all the beautiful art. Ahhh, I really could live here. Not Paris, just in the museum.
Honestly, we didn’t do much else that day, besides constantly ducking into stores to escape the rain. We almost got stuck in a flash storm on Pont des Arts, the bridge where couples write their names on a lock, secure it to the side of the bridge, and toss the key into the river. Couples everywhere? No thanks. We played a game where the first person to find their name on a lock would win. Immediately, KB and I realized that we were at a disadvantage because FarmBoy has one of the most common names in the world. Oops.

KB and I started day 3 of our trip separately, since we stayed in different locations the night before and wanted to peruse the Louvre on our own. As I check off more and more museums from my never-ending list, I realize that the Louvre is slowly dropping on this list. Why? Because there is never a day when it’s quiet, their collection stops after mid 19th century, and they make you pay for the temporary exhibit. I waited in line for almost half an hour before they told me that I can just flash my student ID for access, but left out the detail about paying to see one of Da Vinci’s most famous paintings (no, not Mona). I was not a happy camper, and to spite everyone, I got in people’s way when I planted myself in front paintings to sketch them.

Our favourite WisconTwin (sorry FarmBoy) and I regrouped after lunch and set off for Centre Pompidou, home of the national gallery of modern art. Pompidou covers art from the beginning of the 20th century to the present. While I do appreciate modern art, I was definitely drawn to their section on the first half the 20th century. Some of my favourites, like Dali, Yves Tanguy, and Chagall were there, and was very refreshing from the classical that we normally associate with fine art. They also had a fantastic temporary exhibit on Henri Matisse (which we grudgingly paid for) which made up for the time that I missed the Matisse exhibit back at home.

For our final day, we lucked on these hidden gems. My thirst for modern art was not yet satiated, so we went to the Modern Art Gallery of Paris, which had an impressive collection of Delauney and De Chirico when they have to compete with a national gallery. Good on you, MAC! We also visited Musée Quai Branly, about African, Americain, Asian, and Oceanic cultures. It wasn’t exactly my cup of tea, but still very impressive and it was free, so who am I to complain?
It’s almost scary for me to say this, but after this crazy museum crawl, I might have maxed out my capacity for museums for at least a few weeks. I know, the world is ending. Don’t worry, I’ll recover soon enough. Besides, the first Sunday of the month is coming, which means all museums are free all day! Hey Palais Beaux-arts, I’m looking at you!! I heard you have some Goyas waiting for me! *wink*
Surprised that none of my travel buddies have ditched me yet,
S.